Schmalzler has written 8 reviews for films rated ★★★ .

  • Visitor Q

    Visitor Q


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Well, one of the better Miike films of which I am not a big fan - on the contrary.
    It is all in all not a good film but it gets pretty entertaining with the first lactation scene and the aftermath of the dad's coworker's death is pure comedy gold and worth the watch!

  • Piranha 3DD

    Piranha 3DD


    The same level of nudity, less gore but a more entertaining story even if I still hate this slasher story rules kind of shit.
    Oh and I liked the Hoff! But even more I would have loved the film to develop (show more) a (of) the love story between Ving Rhames and Paul Sheer. I mean, just look at how Paul Sheer looks at Ving Rhames when he kicks these prianhas in the ass!

  • Piranha 3D

    Piranha 3D


    Some nudity but not that much and great gore accept of the CGI (I fucking hate CGI (gore)).
    Yet it's not only how good the gore effects are but rather how you use them. Or let me put it this subjective way: it is quite gory but it didn't feel this way.

  • Winter Potato Dumplings

    Winter Potato Dumplings


    The first is the better one. This is also a bit darker.

  • Dampfnudelblues



    It's not a particular critic on this movie but on bavarian movies in general.

    It's a movie that plays in a part of bavaria. Playing with clichés of exact that part of bavaria. So there's a limited audience to that. In Germany the target audience is probably limited to the mentioned federal state. And - and that is amongst others what fucks me up - austria. Don't get me wrong, no, what get's on my nerves is that they always…

  • Johnny Got His Gun

    Johnny Got His Gun


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I have to say that I have a problem with dream sequences in general. I can live with them though.

    But thats not the only reason the film couldn't catch me.
    First of all I found some scenes unintentionally funny, like when he realizes both of his arms came off.
    Also I have a problem with the story: Why does this guy need years to get the idea to try communicating in Morse code.

    A half star more for the last 10 minutes.

  • Nosferatu the Vampyre

    Nosferatu the Vampyre


    Ich bin der Biervampir.

  • Andrei Rublev

    Andrei Rublev


    Part 2/2