woman 1: I’m sorry I can’t go diving in a shady ass cage with sharks in the water I don’t even know how to dive
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47 Meters Down 2017
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Spider-Man: Homecoming 2017
Finally Peter Parker is allowed to be a dork again. Finally Peter Parker is allowed to make juvenile mistakes and fall on his snout again. Finally Peter Parker isn't told…
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Doctor Strange 2016
Star Wars tried it. Marvel tried it. DC tried it. Kung Fu movies tried it.
And yet, flying humans still look terribly stupid.
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Solo: A Star Wars Story 2018
Han is neither Solo nor solo anymore.
Alden Ehrenreich's performance is just like the movie: not great, but also not bad.
Like nearly every modern blockbuster, it has some unnecessary…
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Glamour & Glory 2012
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No rating because films like this cannot be rated. "Glanz & Gloria" (Glamour & Glory) is a feature-length film by Alexander Marcus, a German "electrolore" artist who sings about hawaii toast,…
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Cloverfield 2008
Kind of feels like a compilation of Hollywoods most used phrases like "I know what I'm doing" or "Did you hear that?"
Never really exciting, but still mostly fun to…
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The Shape of Water 2017
someone has finally dared to ask "what if Lilo & Stitch was rated R?"
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