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  • Brick



    Honestly, it just made me want to watch Fire Walk With Me instead.

  • True Romance

    True Romance


    Perhaps the most interesting insight into the mind of Quentin Tarantino we have: his own typically allusive, talky, violent screenplay--but with a streak of earnestness that he wasn't able to cover up with his own directorial flourishes. Tony Scott directs the hell out of it, don't get me wrong, but QT's adolescent fantasies are all just right there, out in the open. He certainly seems to see himself in Clarence, and he's not wrong; given subsequent history, however, I'd say he's closer to Drexl than anyone else. You die a Clarence or live long enough, etc., etc.

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I thought it ruled, first off. I thought it was fun, beautifully shot, entertaining from start to finish. It was densely packed, plot-wise, but I thought it moved things along really well. It seems to me that most of the people who disliked it or were lukewarm (haha! get it?!) to it are turbo-nerds who suck and who don't enjoy anything for itself, but who just want everything explained to them every second and for it to fit their pre-determined…

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    How much do you suppose Michael Fassbender can squat? His ass in that jumpsuit, whew! 🍑