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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The beginning is a bit too nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Naked and leaking?please
    But once it gets going there is no stopping.
    Oi, with the needless romance already!(Poor Rose!) I am not talking about Snoke playing the matchmaker. That was hilarious! Gratuitous topless Kylo Ren was great! The fighting and passing the saber was top-notch. The parentage thing is so overcooked.
    All Jedi must end? More like - kill all the original trilogy stars. More force ghosts in the future?
    Carrie Fisher! ♡ Made me choke up quite a few times.
    These are my incoherent first impressions.

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Everyone should read The Catalyst by James Luceno! It adds so much depth to Krennick - Erso dynamic. Tarkin shines in that book, and the ways he and Krennic try to fuck each other over. Lyra Erso was a total badass, she deserved more time in this movie. Gareth Edwards let his Star Wars nerd flag fly high! Stardust! *tears up*

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  • Kenzo World

    Kenzo World


    This is quite surprising coming from Kenzo, which is rather dull brand. Just a few days ago I saw a picture of rather conservative looking founder of the brand. This might be expected from Tom Ford aka Jack-of-all-trades, including directing, and surprising the public with his aesthetic. Yes please to more commercials that portray women not pouting and getting it on with another alpha male on beta - blockers.