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  • Spider-Man: Far From Home
  • Mamma Mia!
  • The Batman
  • Knives Out

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  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★½

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★½

  • The Black Phone

    ★★★

  • Lightyear

    ★★★

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  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ½

    I might be in the mood to hate rn, but what a terrible, nothing of a movie. There is not a single piece of this that I actually give a single shit about.

    Action was boring, bugs were stupid, plot was dumb, joker dinosaur did nothing, characters weren't interesting.

    I can barely pick specific stuff to critique because there is nothing there, this movie had to have been made by Don Cheadle's character from Space Jam 2.

    I did like that Jeff Goldblum was wearing his Apartments dot com commercial fit tbh

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    "...but I am the shadows"

    I'll probably do a more in-depth review tomorrow but this film is so fucking good. Robert Pattinson is *THE* Batman in this. I was a little nervous about Riddler going in, but he is a great villain here. The entire film is beautiful and the lighting is amazing.

    This feels like, for better and "worse", like a volume of a Batman comic. A complete and satisfying story, but leaves you excited to read/watch the next volume. I desperately need news about where these characters will go next. This movie is 3 HOURS and I would've been fine with even more.