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  • The Last Case of August T. Harrison

    ★★

  • The Hungry and the Hairy

    ★★★★

  • The House

    ★★★

  • Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

    ★★

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  • The Last Case of August T. Harrison

    The Last Case of August T. Harrison

    ★★

    To the tune of "Hakuna Matata":

    🎶C'THULLU F'TAGAN🎶

    This is 67 minutes of a nice effort. But, it has the production values of my dad's VHS recordings of my sister's soccer games before he taped over them with porn.

  • The Hungry and the Hairy

    The Hungry and the Hairy

    ★★★★

    I watched this on Netflix over the last month or so. I know nothing about the two Korean entertainers who helm this. However, they were enjoyable to watch and seemed to have a fairly palpable camaraderie as they traveled the countryside.

    One of the downsides to the pandemic is this whole being stuck at home thing. Even if you're leaving your house for work, chances are you aren't doing much beyond that. The travelogue portions of this were a nice…

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The opening of The Eternals starts with a 5 paragraph essay of exposition.

    I dare you not to read it in Sean Connery’s voice and then segue cheerfully into an a capella rendition of Queen’s “Gimme The Prize”.

    Go on. I’ll wait.

    Ancient gods stay hidden and help mankind against The Deviants. Good vs. Evil that goes dormant and shows up every millenia or so just to knock the dust off.

    Oh, and Jon Snow is here. He thinks he…

  • Bingo Hell

    Bingo Hell

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Oak Springs
    Sentimental city, but the city don't know what the city is getting.
    Creme de la creme of the Bingo world in a show with everything but Merv Griffin..."

    One night in Oak Springs makes a hard bitch humble.

    A small community, mostly made up of the marginalized and elderly, held together by the local bingo hall, is dealing with the onset of gentrification. It's like if the neighborhood around SQUIRL in LA decided it should tell its story,…