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  • Rosemary's Baby

    Rosemary's Baby

    ★★★★ no baby for Thyme? nor parsley nor sage? i am DONE.

  • The Piano Teacher

    The Piano Teacher


    I'm physically and mentally shellshocked after this thing. I couldn't even listen to music in the car, my mind has just been reeling trying to unwrap the layers here.

    I really can't begin to get into all of what Haneke (Hane-King) is doing here, but overall the screenplay is just shockingly great. He sustains a final-20-minutes level of intensity for like 80 minutes straight. Also the fact that he included (name any of like 12 different appalling acts that occur…

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  • The Square

    The Square


    So utterly NEW and refreshingly CLEAR and funny and hypnotizing and
    blah blah blahbal bhalhblabh!!!

    Seriously, what can I say. I'm getting a headache trying to type anything about the 🔳, because I know I'm part of a small minority that was won over by it with basically zero reservations. (I was actually a secret member of the Cannes jury, I wanna thank those guys for letting me be on the team #OneLove)

    I'm learning that it's Impossible for me…

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    Maybe a review to come, someday LOL

    The only word I can use that feels both true and non-spoilery is "doozy," because it's an absolute doozy. Not saying it's perfect or that I'm head over heels in love, but Jeez it's one of the best ever lol
     Go see it ya foolie