.............so no baby for Thyme? nor parsley nor sage? i am DONE.
I'm physically and mentally shellshocked after this thing. I couldn't even listen to music in the car, my mind has just been reeling trying to unwrap the layers here.
I really can't begin to get into all of what Haneke (Hane-King) is doing here, but overall the screenplay is just shockingly great. He sustains a final-20-minutes level of intensity for like 80 minutes straight. Also the fact that he included (name any of like 12 different appalling acts that occur…
So utterly NEW and refreshingly CLEAR and funny and hypnotizing and
blah blah blahbal bhalhblabh!!!
Seriously, what can I say. I'm getting a headache trying to type anything about the 🔳, because I know I'm part of a small minority that was won over by it with basically zero reservations. (I was actually a secret member of the Cannes jury, I wanna thank those guys for letting me be on the team #OneLove)
I'm learning that it's Impossible for me…