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  • Private Life

    Private Life


    It's time to snuggle up in a giant parka with your pet snail and a vat of ice cream and just absolutely let loose with cold weather movies this October
    And this one's not a bad place to start, not a bad place AT ALLLLLLLLLL

    Also when a character's name is repeated 100 times in a movie and someone u know INTIMATELY in real life shares that name...... it's so entertaining honestly

  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale


    A certified Mixed Bag--Hemsworth and Pullman are bleh, I wasn't sure what the stakes were in the final act, lots of questionable writing, but it was fun enough ok people get off my back already

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  • First Man

    First Man


    If you loudly chew gum with your mouth open in a movie theater, you will absolutely go to Hell
    I promise this is true

    You can't imagine how loud it was, people
    You'll never know the pain

    The movie is solid, though I couldn't really engage for the final 40 minutes because of the chewing. #Rage #HellisReal

  • The Square

    The Square


    So utterly NEW and refreshingly CLEAR and funny and hypnotizing and
    blah blah blahbal bhalhblabh!!!

    Seriously, what can I say. I'm getting a headache trying to type anything about the 🔳, because I know I'm part of a small minority that was won over by it with basically zero reservations. (I was actually a secret member of the Cannes jury, I wanna thank those guys for letting me be on the team #OneLove)

    I'm learning that it's Impossible for me…