Just another person who enjoys watching, writing, and podcasting about movies.

Favorite films

  • Singin' in the Rain
  • The Cameraman
  • The Bride of Frankenstein
  • The Abominable Dr. Phibes

Recent activity

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

  • Don't Look Up

  • A Very Brady Christmas

  • Jingle All the Way

Recent reviews

  • A Very Brady Christmas

    A Very Brady Christmas

    Boring in a super comforting way.

  • Life with Mikey

    Life with Mikey

    You know it’s a good family film when it ends in a food fight.

    I watched this constantly as a kid, and I’m really happy it holds up so well. Great random Disney+ click payoff. 
    It’s a great Thanksgiving-to-Christmas NYC-set movie if you need to plump up your holiday viewing list, too.

    The kid from GUMMO razzle dazzles here for the record.

Popular reviews

  • Twice Dead

    Twice Dead


    A woman rides a guy getting electrocuted to orgasm, so 5 stars.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    Were these different times, HALLOWEEN KILLS would be a great canon-esque 90s’ interactive video game (ala Night Trap) sequel to 2018’s HALLOWEEN. 

    Follow this group! 
    Now them! 
    Remember this timeline?!
    Activate grim playground!
    Can you calm the mob at the hospital?!

    As a film, however, it’s not remotely scary, but it offers such a parade of distinctly styled (albeit random and rudderless) set pieces that it’s still somewhat entertaining. Beware of diminishing returns as the runtime chugs along, though.