Ok I won’t.

It’s not that it was poorly done or devoid of cool moments, it was just incredibly predictable for this type of comedy. I’m such an easy mark for horror comedies, and this didn’t do it for me. I think maybe the chaos felt too choreographed.

A woman rides a guy getting electrocuted to orgasm, so 5 stars.

Markie Post is a hooker. She gives Cindy Williams a hooker makeover (that includes a pink tutu) to help find out who killed her husband, John Ritter. It includes a “have you seen this man?” picture-showing montage on the 80’s Hollywood Blvd. to a song called “Stick With Me.” Possibly the greatest film of all time.