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  Strays 1991

  Watched by Stephanie 11 Jun 2022

  Ride out the boring set-up because the third act delivers hard. Warning: If you have cats, they will not be happy with the sounds coming out of this movie.

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  The Last Seduction 1994

  Watched by Stephanie 07 Jun 2022 1

  Incredibly funny, I was awestruck at the shamelessness, and being able to revel in Linda Fiorentino getting to stomp all over this film like she OWNS it because she DOES is the kind of incredible cinematic experience we just don’t get enough of these days.

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  Twice Dead 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched by Stephanie 14 Jan 2019 3

  A woman rides a guy getting electrocuted to orgasm, so 5 stars.

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  Halloween Kills 2021

  Watched by Stephanie 14 Oct 2021 1

  Were these different times, HALLOWEEN KILLS would be a great canon-esque 90s’ interactive video game (ala Night Trap) sequel to 2018’s HALLOWEEN. 

  Follow this group! 
  Now them! 
  Remember this timeline?!
  Activate grim playground!
  Can you calm the mob at the hospital?!

  As a film, however, it’s not remotely scary, but it offers such a parade of distinctly styled (albeit random and rudderless) set pieces that it’s still somewhat entertaining. Beware of diminishing returns as the runtime chugs along, though.

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