Just another person who enjoys watching, thinking, writing, and podcasting about movies.

Favorite films

  • Singin' in the Rain
  • The Cameraman
  • The Bride of Frankenstein
  • The Abominable Dr. Phibes

Recent activity

  • Thriller: A Cruel Picture

  • Head of the Family

  • George of the Jungle

  • Mr. Baseball

Recent reviews

  • Strays


    Ride out the boring set-up because the third act delivers hard. Warning: If you have cats, they will not be happy with the sounds coming out of this movie.

  • The Last Seduction

    The Last Seduction

    Incredibly funny, I was awestruck at the shamelessness, and being able to revel in Linda Fiorentino getting to stomp all over this film like she OWNS it because she DOES is the kind of incredible cinematic experience we just don’t get enough of these days.

Popular reviews

  • Twice Dead

    Twice Dead


    A woman rides a guy getting electrocuted to orgasm, so 5 stars.

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    Were these different times, HALLOWEEN KILLS would be a great canon-esque 90s’ interactive video game (ala Night Trap) sequel to 2018’s HALLOWEEN. 

    Follow this group! 
    Now them! 
    Remember this timeline?!
    Activate grim playground!
    Can you calm the mob at the hospital?!

    As a film, however, it’s not remotely scary, but it offers such a parade of distinctly styled (albeit random and rudderless) set pieces that it’s still somewhat entertaining. Beware of diminishing returns as the runtime chugs along, though.