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  • The Swimming Pool
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  • Scream
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  • Scream

    Scream

    β€œYou’ve gotta find me first YOU PANSY ASS MOMMA’S BOY!!!!” -my favorite final girl Sidney Prescott doing her thing: eating the boys up!

    First time on the big screen; first time for everything. This has been a long time coming. Growing up with Scream and its characters for over two decades, this was like a family reunion I’ve never had before.Β It wasn’t until theΒ classic Dimension logo swept across the screen that it fully set in that I was actually watching…

  • Scream 2

    Scream 2

    Fun fact the first movie I saw on the big screenΒ was Scream 2 in 1997. Many years later Scream 4 is released in 2011 and what do you know? Your boy got his first job at a theater the night of the premiere. Best job ever btw. I was thinking about this random coincidence while watching and it made me smile. Life is strange huh?

    It was a Scream + Scream 2 double feature last night and I should start…

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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    Covenant works as a competent alien slasher with solid visuals, a string of kills that range from tense - medbay sequence - to campy - climax shower scene that feels like something pulled from a Friday the 13th script - and two kissing androids portrayed by Fassbender dabbling in homoerotic flute lessons in which one cheekily instructs the other to blow in the hole while the former does the fingering before ultimately declaring fuck gay rights. Never mind the attempts…

  • The Fog

    The Fog

    One of those movies you’re sure you’ve seen before but the further you get into it the more you realize you remember absolutely nothing about it. To make matters worse this is a remake so all I could think about was Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Atkins, Carpenter’s score, Cundey’s cinematography… yeah don’t make the same mistake I did, just watch the original.

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