Published 2014-03-23T23:59:37Z Updated 2014-11-18T17:09:52Z
Why do I do this to myself? Oh yeah, that's why.
They all have reviews, so check detail view or read notes if you're curious. Re-ranked in honor of my return to The Asylum for Sharknado 2: The Second One.
Original material, Sharknado
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, Hansel & Gretel Get Baked, Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft
I Am Legend, Omega Man, The Last Man on Earth
The Terminator, T2: Judgment Day, T3: Rise of the Machines, Terminator Salvation
The Invasion, Body Snatchers, Invasion of the Body Snatchers ('78), Invasion of the Body Snatchers ('56)
Maleficent, Sleeping Beauty
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Transmorphers
Edge of Tomorrow
Battle: Los Angeles
Snow White and the Huntsman
2012; the only thing I remember about 2012: Supernova is that it seemed like they got a professional stunt driver.
Hercules (2014), The Legend of Hercules
Original material; the tragedy of Asian School Girls is that it's one of The Asylum's more memorable releases but suffers from the gross sexism characteristic of the studio.