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  • The Little Things

    The Little Things


    * This was the shortest season of "True Detective" so far.

    * I always love me some Denzel Washington of course. (He's my all-time favorite actor, btw). Man, he's great in everything he does, and this movie is no exception. He's magnetic whenever he's onscreen, elevating every line and everyone's performance around him.

    * I kept waiting for Rami Malek to burst into song, but no dice. He just did a lot of glaring. This role could have been played…

  • Altered States

    Altered States


    KILL #22 of CINEMONSTER's Hoop-tober 7.0.

    My Evil Master List and other Reviews can be found here:
    Slappy McGee's Hoop-tober 7.0 List.


    This film is why I'm always a bit freaked out when I'm having "tubby time" and have to dip my head (or ears) beneath the water. I go into a desperate state of fear that I will come back up transformed into an extra from the "Planet of the Apes" films.

    Thanks, Ken Russell.

    Hard to believe…

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  • Cherry



    This movie sucks. Too bad, because I really like Tom Holland. He's a damned likeable kid. He's a very good actor who's on a great path in his career. However, if he makes more choices like this movie with these bullshit characters then... oof. His career may bite it.

    This movie is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long for its intended story of a ptsd soldier turned drug addict turned bank robber. The script is just way too bloated with a TON of…

  • Space Truckers

    Space Truckers


    Cheeseball Greatness.

    Dennis Hopper is perfectly cast as a goofball trucker moving freight through outer space.

    This movie has its tongue firmly planted in its cheek, but at the same time it doesn't trip over the edge of parody at all. It walks that fine line (and it's VERY fine) quite carefully and damned if it's not fun as hell!

    It's EXACTLY what the title promises.

    Do yourself a favor and check it out on Amazon Prime.

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  • Live and Let Die

    Live and Let Die


    Case File #08 of CJ Probst's Bond-A-Thon
    My full Case File of Bond Reviews


    "I'm sure we'll be able to lick you into shape."

    We get some damn ROGER MOORE up in here!!!
    Such a welcome relief.

    To me... Roger Moore IS James Bond.

    And what a way to start!!!
    One of my most favorite Bond Films!!!

    Let me count the ways:
    (Some slight spoilers... Rough Waters Ahead, Be Advised)

    * Three cool deaths and we are INTO…

  • Possessor



    KILL #48 (Bonus Film 01) of CINEMONSTER's Hoop-tober 7.0.

    My Evil Master List and other Reviews can be found here:
    Slappy McGee's Hoop-tober 7.0 List.


    Okay, so this is the FIRST MOVIE in SEVEN MONTHS that I've actually seen INSIDE A MOVIE THEATER! (I've been to the drive-in movie theater a few times).

    Man, I have missed that feeling. So nice to be back.

    Okay, so it was just me and a couple of (truly horrible) parents and their…