Hello Dracula 1: Vampire Kid

Hello Dracula 1: Vampire Kid ★★★

Taiwan's answer to the hopping vampire craze. My copy had no subs, but that's never stopped me before. Luckily it was cartoonishly pantomimed by tiny vampires and kung-fu priests. One in particular, the titular VAMPIRE KID is a tiny baby cutest baby. Like a pumpkin pie of a vampire baby. He just bounces in and out of darkness like a chubby bat boy with no coordination. Nothing has ever been less menacing in the history of vampirism and I love him so much.

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