Terror Tuesday at the Alamo Drafthouse. You'll never look at strawberry jam the same way again. Tons of fun on the big screen.
I have seen a lot of movies, according to Letterboxd this will be the will be the 3,239th film, but I can safely say this was one of the most utterly and completely pointless movies I have ever seen. If it was meant to be an exercise in what they could do with with an analog editing machine good for them, I guess. It is 73 pointless minutes of grainy, poorly shot video done with on camera live sound…
Lucio Fulci takes a pretty standard giallo, you know who has done it long before anything has been done, and goes wild with it filling it full of colorful and mad dream sequences. From the wind blow opening where my first thought genuinely was, don’t walk on your mod-60s bed like that, to the scene with the dogs which they had to drag Carlo Rimbaldi into court to prove they weren’t real dogs it is Lucio Fulci letting his…
The Darkest Cozy Mystery of Them All
This is such a weird movie. Outwardly it has all the trappings of your typical Lifetime/Hallmark cozy mystery, spunky female lead, hunky cop love interest, snowy small town setting, but then it is about a rape and murder 15 years ago and a series of grim revenge murders on those the killer thinks are responsible for the original killing. Everybody is sad, nasty, or a combination of the two and a weird air…