Sea Lucas

Sea Lucas

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Warbling writer. Armchair occultist. Mellowing metalhead. Patio philosopher. Amateur alchemist. Dutiful herbalist. Film zealot.

Favorite films

  • Conquest
  • Possession
  • Night of the Werewolf
  • The Erotic Rites of Frankenstein

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  • Seven Women for Satan

    ★★★

  • Devil Story

    ★★★★★

  • Pandemonium

    ★★★

  • Ip Man 2

    ★★★

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  • Leonard Part 6

    Leonard Part 6

    ½

    It's horrifying to contemplate that Leonard Part 6 is only the second-worst thing that Bill Cosby has ever done.

  • The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

    The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

    ½

    It's my own fault really. I got too cocky. I've seen a lot of bad movies in my time. I've laughed in the face of Pocket Ninjas. I've begged for an HD release of Cool As Ice. Earlier that same day, I had faced the incestuous horrors of White Fire with little more than a flinch and a whimper. I thought I was ready. I thought I could do it. Unfortunately, nothing could have prepared me for this. Now I…