Well, now I know how the God Warrior felt.

It was just... a bit much.

"Evil"" Perhaps. "Genius"? That might be a slight overstatement.

This is really a 4-star movie, but I'm giving it an extra star for Paul Newman alone. Sigh.

This is, without a doubt, one of the best AND worst movies I've ever seen. Everything about it was just TOO MUCH.

I want to give it both a 1-star and 5-star rating.

Bless James Franco as Alien. Sprahhhhg Brahhhhk Forevuuuuuh.