I always think people who are "afraid" of clowns are ridiculous, but then I remember that ventriloquist dummies scare the shit out of me and that I had nightmares after watching Dead Silence 10 years ago. Anyway, this was not bad.

I was always sooo intrigued by the vhs box art of this movie as a kid, so I was pretty disappointed when it turned out to be one of the most mind numbingly boring “horror” “comedy” films I’ve seen thus far.

I appreciate that the “horror comedy” subgenre has it’s fans, but it is not for me.

This is really a 4-star movie, but I'm giving it an extra star for Paul Newman alone. Sigh.

This is, without a doubt, one of the best AND worst movies I've ever seen. Everything about it was just TOO MUCH.

I want to give it both a 1-star and 5-star rating.

Bless James Franco as Alien. Sprahhhhg Brahhhhk Forevuuuuuh.