I can't get enough of this shit.

Veronica Rawlins is the patron saint of school librarians everywhere. YAAAAS!!!!

This is really a 4-star movie, but I'm giving it an extra star for Paul Newman alone. Sigh.

This is, without a doubt, one of the best AND worst movies I've ever seen. Everything about it was just TOO MUCH.

I want to give it both a 1-star and 5-star rating.

Bless James Franco as Alien. Sprahhhhg Brahhhhk Forevuuuuuh.