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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★★

  • Halloween Kills

  • Road to Perdition

    ★★★

  • Nightmare Alley

    ★★

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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★★

    I can be hugely inconsistent with some of my opinions, and there's nothing I'm quicker to criticize in a movie than just having the jokes be references to other things. Warner Bros have pretty much made that the primary form of comedy in anything animated these days, but I think Rescue Rangers manages to balance it well by just being fucking weird. It makes you wonder how Disney okayed some of these jokes, some of which seem highly critical of…

  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    It's bad in a totally different way to the 2018 movie, and I don't know how you mess this up so bad, but here we are. Here is the silver lining though - The next movie is called Halloween Ends so there's only so much more damage David Gordon Green can do to an already not-stellar franchise before the inevitable yet disappointing re-reboot.

    Other positives include:

    *Some fun kills.
    *Most of these characters won't be returning.
    *John Carpenter got paid.

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  • Rim of the World

    Rim of the World

    Don't feel bad that you were tricked into watching this because you enjoyed McG's last Netflix effort, The Babysitter. It was actually a lot of fun, and had a great murderous lead in Samara Weaving. Rim of the World on the other hand has a collection of the most irritating teens ever assembled.

    It's got the bit with the bikes, kids saying adult things they don't fully understand, sad backstories that are immediately discarded, uninteresting action, poorly animated alien designs,…

  • Love and Monsters

    Love and Monsters

    ★★★★

    I honestly never thought we'd see big genre mashing special effects movies like this again in a world overstuffed with superheroes. It's a bit like Zombieland, but with monsters... and good.

    Maze Runner guy is likable, and he's got a doggo that helps him fight monsters, so you know it's probably pretty good already. You've seen variations on this kind of post apocalyptic movie before, but it's the way it's presented, very colourful, and with these beautiful monster designs that…