Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Jaws
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Taxi Driver

Recent activity

  • Transformers: Rise of the Beasts


  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse


  • Reality


  • You Hurt My Feelings


Recent reviews

  • Fast X

    Fast X


    tbh Mamoa is pretty damn great here

  • Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise


    Slow clap for a great Shining homage

Popular reviews

  • American Psycho

    American Psycho


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Sorry about the length in advance.

    I watched this film a few years ago and thought, “I got it. He really isn’t Patrick Bateman. Big whoop.” I return to this and realize how little I knew. American Psycho is a masterpiece. It examines American society (specifically 80s Wall Street yuppies) in the most uproarious and horrific light possible. It’s dark and sardonic, but thoroughly entertaining. I shouldn’t be laughing at someone being killed or a related comment, but it absolutely…

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network


    When you're an asshole, you lose your girlfriend.
    When you lose your girlfriend, you get drunk at Harvard.
    When you get drunk at Harvard, you rant on the Internet.
    When you rant on the Internet, you make FaceMash.com.
    When you make FaceMash.com, you crash the system.
    When the system crashes, twins that row crew ask for your help (you hate crew).
    When you hate crew, you steal their idea.
    When you steal their idea, it becomes big.
    When it becomes…