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  • The Black Phone

    ★★

  • Broker

    ★★★½

  • Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★½

  • Leda

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  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    Genuinely impressed at how a film can both a). completely waste the amazingly charismatic Ethan Hawke as a serial killer by making him a non-menacing and dull presence and b). completely rush or not follow through on almost every moment and concept of the film that is even remotely interesting.

    I wanted this to be Derrickson's blank check/Marvel-can-get-fucked film, but its way too formulaic and stupid.

  • Broker

    Broker

    Sydney Film Festival Film 12:

    A fine way to wrap up what has been a great festival. Even if this is Kore-eda just playing the hits, who can complain when he's hitting them this well and has the wonderful Song Kang-Ho at his disposal?

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  • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run

    The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run

    Anyone who said they had "Snoop Dogg music number with dancing Cowboy Pirate Zombies in the middle of a Spongebob movie" on their 2020 bingo card is a goddamn liar

  • Music

    Music

    In case you didn't think that Sia made this misguided and embarrassingly offensive film to make her feel better about herself and massage her oversize ego and saviour complex, she literally plays herself in a cameo where she buys percocets and other painkillers off Kate Hudson's drug dealer character to help out earthquake victims in Haiti.

    Honestly one of the worst films I've seen in a long time.