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  • Fingernails

    Fingernails 2023

    ★★½ Watched 05 Nov 2023

    I really wish for a better use of these great performers

  • The Sweetest Thing

    The Sweetest Thing 2002

    ★½ Watched 17 Aug 2023

    this has the most unnecessary musical number of all time

  • D.E.B.S.

    D.E.B.S. 2004

    ★★½ Watched 15 Aug 2023

    incredible french performance from devon aoki

  • Nowhere

    Nowhere 1997

    ★★★ Watched 17 Jul 2023

    this dialogue is 6/5

  • Party Girl

    Party Girl 1995

    ★★★ Watched 16 Jul 2023

    one of the dewey decimal movies of all time

  • Collateral

    Collateral 2004

    ★★★½ Watched 14 Jun 2023

    cruise would never do this now

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

    ★★★★½ Watched 03 Jun 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is maybe one of the best animation movies I’ve ever seen. BUT I wish it didn’t have the modern IP cop-out where nothing is wrapped up in this movie. I know that after the sequel is released if you watched these back to back you’ll have a deeper story for it, but it feels frustrating that nothing is paid off here.

    You’ll have to come back to the cinemas in 12 months to see how this story ends!!!

  • Mission: Impossible II

    Mission: Impossible II 2000

    ★★½ Rewatched 01 Jun 2023

    you know they really understood Australian culture when they used 2 EF ford falcons and a VS statesman in one action sequence

  • The Deer Hunter

    The Deer Hunter 1978

    ★★★½ Watched 23 May 2023

    so there's this wedding right

  • Looking for Alibrandi

    Looking for Alibrandi 2000

    ★½ Rewatched 18 Apr 2023

    As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a nonna.

  • Mafia Mamma

    Mafia Mamma 2023

    ★½ Watched 13 Apr 2023

    okay so the mafia... but with a mamma

  • Money Shot: The Pornhub Story

    Money Shot: The Pornhub Story 2023

    ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2023

    standard late period netflix doco fare