You ever watch a movie and just think, "Man, I fucking love movies"?
Ha ha ha. Very funny, now where is the real Episode IX? Seriously, I can't believe this movie was actually made. It is a legitimately embarrassing and laughable attempt at kowtowing to fanboys' demands. It feels like JJ Abrams had a checklist of pandering bullshit he could include and boy oh boy did he include it all. Going into everything would be spoilery, but trust me, if you can think of the worst possible fan fiction garbage to include, it's…