• Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    ★★★★

    No two people as hot as Julie Delpy and Ethan Hawke would ever have this many thoughts in 24 hours.

  • Clerk

    Clerk

    ★★★

    I grew up one town over from The Quick Stop. Kevin Smith was always the example to me growing up that you can actually escape New Jersey and have a career in Hollywood. I’m really happy there’s a documentary about him, he’s a truly good dude.

  • The Beatles: Get Back

    The Beatles: Get Back

    ★★★★★

    Perfect. This could have been 20 hours longer. 

    One thing I wish they did was had the recipe for the toast they are all eating. It looks better than every piece of toast I’ve ever made.

  • The Outsiders

    The Outsiders

    ★★★★

    I watched The Outsiders: The Complete Novel edition. It was great! It’s almost unfathomable to think that Coppola is underrated when his early hits are some of the most high-rated films in the history of the medium, but he kinda is, his work in the 80s is pretty much always overlooked by people and the dude doesn’t miss.

    Ponyboy is definitely a name my manager and agent would ask me to change in a script.

  • South Park: Post Covid

    South Park: Post Covid

    ★½

    I will always love Trey and Matt. But I will forever pretend that I didn’t watch this shit.

  • Tommy Boy

    Tommy Boy

    ★★★★★

    As a little blonde headed fat boy this was the closest to representation I ever saw as a kid.

  • The Death of Dick Long

    The Death of Dick Long

    ★★★

    I liked this, but didn’t love it. I think I am tired of southern shitheads doing southern shithead things. The reveal was great but ultimately I didn’t feel much.

  • House Party

    House Party

    ★★★½

    Some stuff really doesn’t age well, but House Party is still so much fun.

  • 8-Bit Christmas

    8-Bit Christmas

    ★★

    I was born in the middle of 1985, so that means I have barely any memories of being alive in the 80s. I really hate that the people who grew up in the 1980s act like this was such a special time. It sucked! You had Reagan and the AIDS epidemic. Neither of those things were good and they are both always ignored in nostalgia porn like this because you would rather your character really like The Goonies. It’s so…

  • Snow Buddies

    Snow Buddies

    These movies are designed to make you regret having children.

    I am giving this a half star because in one scene an elderly person is reading a book titled: “Computers For Oldies”

  • King Richard

    King Richard

    ★★★½

    I don’t know what’s better: Will Smith in this movie or Will Smith admitting that when he cums he barfs.

  • Dude, Where's My Car?

    Dude, Where's My Car?

    ★½

    If I had a time machine I would go back to 2000 and kick my 15-year-old ass for liking this movie.