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  • Brazil
  • The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
  • Bound
  • Funeral Parade of Roses

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  • JFK

    ★★½

  • Antonio das Mortes

    ★★★★★

  • Black God, White Devil

    ★★★★★

  • Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★½

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  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    Are you fucking kidding me? This has to be a joke, right? Right? I'm so baffled and confused right now. This is easily one of the stupidest ideas for a film I've ever heard in my life recently. A goddamn Toy Story spinoff about the origin story of the original human Buzz Lightyear, who also inspired the toyline? Who the fuck cares about Buzz Lightyear's origin story?

  • Tusk

    Tusk

    ½

    Jesus fucking Christ, why does the walrus costume look so cheap and fake looking? Why did the film start with a painfully unfunny scene that has a outdated parody of the Star Wars Kid video? Was Johnny Depp doing a intentionally shitty french accent supposed to be funny? Was is trying to be a disturbing horror film in the same vein as Martyrs or Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom 'cause I didn't find it one bit fucked up…