Thank god it's over
The judge in this movie is "beelzebub" so for one unfortunate moment I got to hear killjoy say what sounded like "bill zebub" which is my two least favorite things combined. Thank u killjoy 4.
This one is actually not that bad and has some ok funny (I guess... for a killjoy movie) moments but it's too long. I would appreciate if they stuck to making movies that barely pass the 60-min mark so I can suffer for briefer periods of time.
I met Eli Roth.
I just met Eli fucking Roth. Wow. Okay I don't know how much of this will be an actual review of the movie and how much will be me gushing over how sweet and amazing Eli is but bear with me. I won tickets to meet Eli and see a screening of this movie as part of Wizard World in Chicago. Unfortunately I didn't know that the reception was 21+ (that's because the contest I entered…
I can't even give this movie a star rating. This was my absolute favorite film in sixth grade. I was obsessed. In my diary I wrote about this movie and how if I became president I would force everyone to watch this movie. I have no idea why! I called everyone "outlander" or "interloper". I thought Malachi was not only the best name ever (I made my friends call me that), but I thought he was so cool because of…