• Belzebuth


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Excuse me, but it seems that your creepy child-killing demon movie has suddenly morphed into a lackluster attempt at a Dan Brown adventure, and as we slog through these tunnels with Padre Exposición and Useless Toddler Jesus, I can't help but be reminded that I could've been watching "As Above, So Below" again in lieu of this bloated infant's corpse of a film.

  • Forget Me Not

    Forget Me Not

    I saw this movie, but then forgot that I did, and now can't remember any details of the plot.

    There's a relevant joke in there somewhere.