Magnifique.

Tom Hanks was an entire clown in this, but I would watch a 4 hour cut of Austin just crushing it.

I would risk it all for Sam Claflin.

I think I knew in 1999 that this man would become the blueprint. Chase Hammond walked so that Cliff Pantone could jog so that Seth Cohen could run. My life is in shambles because of sarcastic alt nerds.

Standouts:
-when Dulcie asks to leave a message with three reasons why high school sucks, Chase's first answer is "rampant homophobia"
-the Gap makeover set to Phantom Planet
-the entire scene where Dave is driving Eddie and Dee home, but throws Eddie out when he becomes abusive
-The Donnas