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  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I liked it until the end.

  • Jingle All the Way 2

    Jingle All the Way 2

    Larry, I will poop in your hashbrowns. Also, I love the first one. I know it was terrible, but I first saw it when I was a kid. When I am made a lot of questionable movie choices. That being said there is nothing remotely enjoyable about this movie. TNT give me the last 2 hours of my life back.

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  • Almighty Thor

    Almighty Thor

    I didn't forget to rate this movie. I gave it a zero. Because it's terrible.

  • LOL

    LOL

    ½

    If the Devil exists, Miley Cyrus is his spawn. Also, if she was on fire, I would not piss on her to put her out.