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  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter

    Apparently Netflix recommended I feel like a creep for 20 minutes followed by laughter.

  • Jurassic World

    Jurassic World

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I liked it until the end.

  • Jingle All the Way 2

    Jingle All the Way 2

    Larry, I will poop in your hashbrowns. Also, I love the first one. I know it was terrible, but I first saw it when I was a kid. When I am made a lot of questionable movie choices. That being said there is nothing remotely enjoyable about this movie. TNT give me the last 2 hours of my life back.

  • Draft Day

    Draft Day

    Thanks for reminding me about the only time the Bengals made the Super Bowl…and lost. Also come on NFL you have money to make something at least bearable.

  • Bad Johnson

    Bad Johnson

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Spoiler alert...he 'defeats' his penis with erectile dysfunction medicine. How ironic. Trash.

  • Almighty Thor

    Almighty Thor

    I didn't forget to rate this movie. I gave it a zero. Because it's terrible.

  • Hooking Up

    Hooking Up

    No Corey Feldman it is not cool.

  • The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

    The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

    I liked the last half-hour.

  • The Babysitters

    The Babysitters

    John Leguizamo bangs a "16" year old.

  • Movie 43

    Movie 43

    ★★

    I laughed outloud sometimes. Most times I died a little inside.

  • LOL

    LOL

    ½

    If the Devil exists, Miley Cyrus is his spawn. Also, if she was on fire, I would not piss on her to put her out.

  • Mac & Devin Go to High School

    Mac & Devin Go to High School

    ½

    Other than Catwoman, the worst thing I have ever seen.