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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    I was gonna say that Kevin Fiege is the type of dude to fuck my wife right in front of me and I'd be fine with it, but that probably sounds like more of a reflection on me than him

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    Was disappointed I didn't get to see Peter Griffin rail Marge Simpson

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  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    Didn't realize I was in for the most bone-chilling horror experience of 2018

  • Pacific Rim: Uprising

    Pacific Rim: Uprising

    My last name is in this movie a lot and every single time it came up, all my friends turned in their seats and were like "ooOOOooh that you"