senseiparks has written 2 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Spookley the Square Pumpkin

    Spookley the Square Pumpkin

    ★½

    STRESS RATING: 🧸🧸
    Remember when I said I’d only watch horror movies until the end of October? I lied! Also, no stress rating explanation  this time around. Spookley doesn’t deserve one. 

    Personal Rating: 3
    I do not hate Spookley the Square Pumpkin. However, I hope this is the last time I ever watch it, and also the last time I ever think about it. A shit show on catastrophic levels, it’s attempt at being the Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer of…

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★½

    STRESS RATING: 🌀🌀🌀 ½
    Personal Rating: 3.5

    Did J.J. Abrams even watch The Last Jedi before writing this dumpster fire of a finale? I don’t care how you wanted the trilogy to end when you had first written The Force Awakens, JJ, Rian Johnson was 100% steering us in a better direction. But instead of what could have been a really beautiful film, we were instead given a bastard child that couldn’t bear to tell a new story or take any…