senseiparks has written 2 reviews for films rated .

  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants

    STRESS RATING: 🌀🌀🌀 ½ 
    Emotionally hollow, but though the horror elements don’t hit nearly as hard as one might hope, you might at least be stressed over the quality of the film. 
    (The Stress Ratings List)

    Personal Rating: 2.5
    Its rare for me to rate a movie this low, because I always feel bad about shitting on other people’s creations, however I have to be honest with myself. The New Mutants just sucks, man. I’m not sure why the guy…

  • The Last Airbender

    The Last Airbender

    STRESS RATING: 🧸🧸
    Personal Rating: 2

    I finished Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra both pretty recently, so I figured I might as well finally give this a watch. And honestly, this movie blows more than I ever could have expected. Like, it’s more of a bastardization than an adaptation. The writing is just abysmal, from the messily-paced story to the script, the latter of which is made even worse by the all-around subpar acting. I’m not even…