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Reviews

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  Ocean's Twelve 2004

  

  Colton :) ★★★★½ 1

  I did NOT have this at three stars. I promise.

  Still mildly irritated about that one stupid thing. I think I’m on the path to getting over it. Maybe in…

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  Vengeance 2022

  

  Colton :) ★★★★

  Underutilized Dove Cameron. I think BJ actually does a pretty good job as an actor, the concept that he’s too old to do this is really dumb. I do take…

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  Where Is My Friend's House? 1987

  

  Colton :) ★★★½

  The Criterion Challenge 2022: 26/52
  Made in Iran

  Fucking stressful. Goddamn.

  So, are the two morals that 1: teachers are stupid and 2: we should abolish the elderly? Neat!

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 2011

  

  nreichlyn

  This movie is held up solely by its LEGO sets

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  SubUrbia 1996

  

  Joe ★★★★

  Unbelievably dark and grim by Linklater standards but unlike my impression of a lot of the people who watch this I think the contrast between his Texas slacker and Eric…

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  Empire of Dreams: The Story of the Star Wars Trilogy 2004

  

  nreichlyn ★★★★½

  Better than 90 percent of Star Wars

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  We're All Going to the World's Fair 2021

  

  Colton :) ★★★★

  Alex G? ASMR? Unsuccessful YouTuber? Upstate New York? Huh!

  Pacing’s kind of off kilter, but it’s still incredibly unique. Really really good performance!

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  Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021

  

  Colton :) ★★★★½

  my mom is chronically depressed. her conclusion at the end of this was “marcel will never be happy as he only has memories of the way he wishes it was…