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19 | I like Benedict Cumberbatch and Colin Firth

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  • Patrick Melrose
  • Psycho
  • Amadeus
  • Call Me by Your Name

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  • Sherlock: The Abominable Bride

    ★★★★★

  • Sherlock: His Last Vow

    ★★★★★

  • Last Night in Soho

    ★★★½

  • Requiem for a Dream

    ★★★★★

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  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    ★★★½

    Edgar babe what the fuck why did you make a coked up paranoid crack-up-your-ass version of Midnight in Paris

    I thought I’d watch something light and fun today after watching Requiem for a Dream yesterday. Guess not.

  • Green Book

    Green Book

    ★★

    Makes Shakespeare in Love seem worthy of the awards it got. 
    It’s not terrible or anything, it’s just so forgettable. As many, way too many high budget movies, all it bothered to do was getting two very strong leads and then proceeded to assume that anything that was put in the dialogue would be remarkably inspiring. Except it wasn’t. I get it, an uneducated white man, a very educated black man and the social impressions they get everywhere they go,…

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  • Through My Window

    Through My Window

    ½

    The cringe is strong with this one guys. 
    A few of my friends were just EATING this up but honestly everything about this movie sucks. The plot seems like it was taken from Wattpad, the soundtrack makes you wish you could forget you ever heard those pathetic excuses they tried to pass as songs, and the dialogue literally takes away your will to live. 
    This movie is no different than 365 dni, 50 shades, etc. It just glorifies toxic assholes and 
    sends a really bad message to young girls. 
    It’s so bad that at this point I’m pretty sure Zack Snyder’s Justice League was shorter.

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★½

    No spoilers but Benedict Cumberbatch was SEXY AS FUCK in this movie
    And also I feel like Tom Holland has finally reached a point in which he’s portraying a grown, mature, Peter Parker, and his performance stays true to the essence of Spider Man.