you know the first thing i did when my grandmother died? you guessed it, i deleted her contact info from my phone.
going in i saw amber heard's name, my eyebrows started dancing up and down provocatively, as i thought, "well, this can only be so bad". cut to the opening credits, "oooh, directed by lake bell", i sensually oozed, the epitome of verbal pre-cum. next it's what feels like 3 hours later it's finally over and the only thought running through my head is how much paul reiser looks like my father...freaky stuff.