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  • Game Night

    Game Night


    “Oh no he died!”

  • Hook



    Now that we’re all adults here, I think it’s safe to say: this is not a good movie. But I’m watching with my kids right now, and it’s worth noting:

    - My kids were SUCKED IN from frame one. Trust me when I say this NEVER happens. 
    - Maggie Smith is wonderful. 
    - So is Charlie Korsmo. 
    - John Williams is at threat level midnight. This was originally developed as a musical, and you can tell, because every setpiece has…

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie: "SAVE THE OASIS!"

    Me: "Or maybe don't?"

    Maybe just find a new game to play? Maybe even one with an original story and original characters? Also go outside.

    The Shining scene is pretty spectacular, though.

  • It Comes at Night

    It Comes at Night


    So I watched this movie VERY attentively. All in. Fully invested. Just me and this film, titled IT COMES AT NIGHT. And yet—

    Did something come at night in this movie? It was night multiple times, and I was looking everywhere for things that could be arriving within the 8pm-6am window. 

    A dude showed up once. At the beginning. Was he the titular character? If so, that’s fine, I just want me and this movie to be on the same…