In The Month Of Madness 2019: A Century of Terror
40/100
I almost always jot down notes for any film that I'm watching. Purely an aid to my dreadful memory when I get round to reviewing said film.
With Cure I didn't write down a single thing and that's really not because there's nothing to talk about here. You don't come out of a Kiyoshi Kurosawa film with nothing to talk about. It's because I became so engrossed in Cure…
In The Month Of Madness 2019: A Century of Terror
4/100
Luca Guadagnino the fraud.
Here we have this bewilderingly celebrated director taking one of the most beautiful and unsettling horror movies of all time and making it into an arid, dreary political and historical allegory. Sure, why not!
Taking source material, whether it happens to be a film or otherwise, and choosing to put an individual spin on it is a decision that I always applaud. But I just…
In The Month Of Madness 2019: A Century of Terror
55/100
If you're thinking to yourself, "If he doesn't like this, surely he's not going to do the obvious 'Tourist Crap, more like' line, is he?" then you obviously don't know me very well at all.
In The Month Of Madness 2019: A Century of Terror
54/100
This is still absolutely fine but I'm really hoping they put a bit more into the sequel in the way of substance.
Twinkies are fucking horrible btw.
Choose Letterboxd. Choose films. Choose downloading the app. Choose paying money for a membership just so you don’t have to see some fucker adding 500 films to their watchlist. Choose following a few thousand people and then never reading a fucking word they say. Choose writing “Read the full review on my website!” knowing full well no cunt is ever going to follow that link. Choose asking Sally Jane Black to watch Rogue Nation and then seeing her do a…
It's fine.
The plot is fine.
The special effects are fine.
The music is fine.
The direction is fine.
The cinematography is fine.
The pacing is fine.
The acting is fine.
The alien is fine.
The deaths are fine.
The beginning is fine.
The middle is fine.
The ending is fine.
It's just, very, fine.
Fine?
Fine.
