Did Voyagers get absolutely slashed to pieces before it was released or did I remember the trailer wrong?
I seem to remember it suggesting this was going to be a rampant sex and violence fest where the ship these lot were travelling on would be positively swimming in jizz and blood after about half an hour. The reality is a YA snooze with some shooting at the end and the odd bit of unsolicited boob grabbing.β¦
My music knowledge more or less ends in 2004.
That was the year Mark & Lard left Radio 1 and when they left, I stopped listening to the radio and all the music they were allowed to play, not to mention the music Radio 1 would play on heavy rotation on their show.
So almost everything made after that? Not a clue, aside from the odd track here and there. As such, I don't really know whyβ¦
Choose Letterboxd. Choose films. Choose downloading the app. Choose paying money for a membership just so you donβt have to see some fucker adding 500 films to their watchlist. Choose following a few thousand people and then never reading a fucking word they say. Choose writing βRead the full review on my website!β knowing full well no cunt is ever going to follow that link. Choose asking Sally Jane Black to watch Rogue Nation and then seeing her do aβ¦
It's fine.
The plot is fine.
The special effects are fine.
The music is fine.
The direction is fine.
The cinematography is fine.
The pacing is fine.
The acting is fine.
The alien is fine.
The deaths are fine.
The beginning is fine.
The middle is fine.
The ending is fine.
It's just, very, fine.
Fine?
Fine.
