If Ready Player One had been written by someone from over here, then the final key would have been hidden after The Banyan Tree on Jet Set Willy. Because no fucker is beating that.
I guess that I should have been more excited about seeing Ready Player One? After all, being a (very, very small, honest) child of the 80s then so much of what is on offer in Steven Spielberg's new one should have had me giggling in delight,…
Love Is In The Airpril - The Romcom Project
As loathe as I am to be seen publicly praising anything that prominently involves a member of fucking Maroon 5 AND James Corden, Begin Again was pretty good.
Its shameless optimism and predictable relationship curves mean that its base isn't really the strongest but what a difference it makes when you have a talented cast that completely believes in what it's doing. None more so than Mark Ruffalo, by now a…
Love Is In The Airpril - The Romcom Project
I didn't need to watch any more than half an hour of this to know that it's absolutely dreadful. I didn't deserve this after spending a day packing up my house for a move tomorrow. Fuck you, Chris Evans. I'm going to watch The Nice Guys.
Choose Letterboxd. Choose films. Choose downloading the app. Choose paying money for a membership just so you don’t have to see some fucker adding 500 films to their watchlist. Choose following a few thousand people and then never reading a fucking word they say. Choose writing “Read the full review on my website!” knowing full well no cunt is ever going to follow that link. Choose asking Sally Jane Black to watch Rogue Nation and then seeing her do a…
It's fine.
The plot is fine.
The special effects are fine.
The music is fine.
The direction is fine.
The cinematography is fine.
The pacing is fine.
The acting is fine.
The alien is fine.
The deaths are fine.
The beginning is fine.
The middle is fine.
The ending is fine.
It's just, very, fine.
Fine?
Fine.
