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  • Two-Lane Blacktop

    Two-Lane Blacktop


    A race for pink slips
    between a '55 Chevy and a GTO
    across a long-gone America
    when the road was much more
    than a shopping aisle.
    Three road hogs
    and an underage girl
    riding back with the tools.
    The nights are warm
    and the roads are straight.
    This one's built from scratch,
    and, as Warren Oates says,
    "Those satisfactions are permanent."
    - Tom Waits

    This is not just a "Car" film. It's an atmospheric film. A film about the slowness…

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  • Waterworld



    Mad Max but in the water is a great idea, but man the logic in this movie is beyond stupid...

    Like... how do these motherfucker have cigarettes? Cigarettes! Some 500 years in the future and cigarettes are still around? How? They couldn't make them because that involves growing tobacco... and trees for the rolling paper... and their cigs had filters on them too? There's no way that many cigarettes survived over 500 fucking years without going out... and they would…

  • Monsters, Inc.

    Monsters, Inc.


    This is my first time watching this film as an adult (I've seen it a million times as a kid), and that ending fucking DESTROYED me. God it hits so hard.

    It's classic Pixar, how would anyone not love it?

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  • mother!



    Oh boy...

    Controversial? sure.

    Pretentious? nah.

    Unique? yes.

    Intense? undeniably.

    Scary? not the scary you're thinking of.

    Good? very.

    Once you get the metaphor, the message is straight forward. But it doesn't bash you over the head with it (unlike what some people think). Aronofsky is just telling it as it is, through his own interpretation of the story. I think it's quite brilliant, the way he pulled it off.

    I would like to Highly Recommend this film, but it…

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    I wish that I was alive when Star Wars, directed by George Lucas, hit theaters. It was a completely original, special effects heavy B-movie that took everyone by surprise. A commercial success. The people's choice. A movie for everyone, old or young, with no strings attached...

    That will never, ever happen again.

    Whether it be today, tomorrow, or as long as we travel the path that we're currently on in the verse of cinema. That will never happen again.