“There is no such thing as love.”

A movie that spells things out this easily couldn’t be anything but a glorified study guide.

A fun slasher with a serviceable family drama at its core. But most importantly...

AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT!
AND I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER!
AND IF YOU ONLY HOLD ME TIGHT!
WE’LL BE HOLDIN’ ON FOREVER!

The only reason film directors become film directors is so they can put their favorite music over great looking images, and this film is Exhibit A Your Honor.