Shane Henry

Shane Henry

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Logging since 01/01/2019.

I'm going to die the way I lived; politely asking someone stronger than me to please be quiet at the cinema.

Favorite films

  • Trouble in Paradise
  • Opening Night
  • Housekeeping
  • Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle

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  • Space Cop

    ★★½

  • Bamboozled

    ★★★★½

  • I Wanna Hold Your Hand

    ★★★★

  • Murder on the Orient Express

    ★★½

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  • Last Days

    Last Days

    ★★

    No thanks bro, if I wanted to watch footage from 2005 of a guy with long hair who's too skinny wearing a ridiculous outfit sing along to The Velvet Underground I'd dig up my old camera

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    So angry the hand was given additional legs instead of walking around like this:

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  • Cinderella

    Cinderella

    Cinderella pre-2021
    A poor slave girl living in a dirty basement hoping to subvert class expectations and become royalty.

    Cinderella in 2021
    An aspiring businesswoman living in a spacious subterranean loft apartment hoping to establish a successful artisan dress boutique.

  • Scream

    Scream

    Someone wanna tell me why the fuck this isn't called 5cream