shane

my friend bullied me into watching movies and now i like it

Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • Baby Driver
  • Inception
  • Get Out

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  • The Lighthouse

    ★★★½

  • Oculus

    ★★★½

  • It Chapter Two

    ★★★★

  • It

    ★★★★½

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    things willem dafoe did:
    - farted 
    - again 
    - again
    - was lonely
    - barked

    things robert pattinson did:
    - went insane
    - fucked mermaid
    - beat the shit out of a seagull


    yea overall i really couldn’t get into this movie until like the very end at the climax

  • Oculus

    Oculus

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    rough start hard to figure out what was going on but that was on purpose so that the events of the movie and the flashbacks could be revealed simultaneously. the whole thing was very mindfucky which usually i like but this was almost sloppily done. like inception is mindfucky but in a way where when you watch it again you figure more out but this i think was just done sloppily. i still quite liked the concept and while the ending may seem like a non-resolution i kinda found it interesting

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  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★½

    this movie is very long and now it’s 3 am and i’m very tired. possibly could have enjoyed more if i wasn’t half asleep. good super hero movie. some cringy wedged in jokes that regan wouldn’t approve of but overall not too bad

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Notes While Watching
    - female president! girlbossing!
         - nvm she’s a real yikes
    - movie seems like it would be over and i’m half way through
    - love the confederate flag in the back of the white house conference room
    - “let the comet hit earth because we need the resources”
    - LETS GOOOOOO ANARCHY
    - LMAO “we made a hotline”
    - i also love fingerling potatoes

    Conclusion
    I very very much liked this movie. I would feel…