Raiders of the Lost Ark

Raiders of the Lost Ark ★★★★

Doctor Jones is the second hottest professor I’ve ever seen. This movie is so perfectly fun. I’d love to meet the person who doesn’t have a good time watching it.

I have a weird connection with Indy and I always will because I worked the Indiana Jones ride at Disneyland for 5 years. So here are some fun facts:

1. The snakes name was Fluffy and at the end of the night we did a track walk and would give him a pet. “Snakes, why’d it have to be snakes?”
2. I look better in a brown fedora. Sorry, Harrison.
3. The ride queue is designed after the first scene in this movie and we used to give out cards that helped you find out a secret message written on the walls.
4. The rolling ball is made of styrofoam and I could push it with one hand.
5. One time when I was working a Jeep hit the wall and injured a guest and I had to write many witness statements for HR (everyone lived, don’t worry)
Go ahead Disney, sue me, I have nothing of actual value (except the Indy hat I stole when I quit).