Letterboxd — Your life in film

This was totally a kink movie for Cancers and Virgos. Take care of those baby men, they love it.

This film makes absolutely no sense. It’s just chaotic subplots clumsily strung together to help with the larger plot of love between a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD and a TWENTY FIVE YEAR OLD. Only giving this three stars cuz I love Haim.

Just let the poor girl make tropical, poisonous plants for gods sake!

Need to know what terrible decisions I made that led up to me watching this entire film. J Lo and Owen Wilson HAS to be the unsexiest couple to ever grace our TVs.

….I lived this

“I really need to stop watching Netflix romcoms” - I say to myself while simultaneously claiming that Emily in Paris is the best show ever.

Make America Great Again, ammiright?

A perfectly written Christmas movie that surpasses the classics. This movie has hot basic looking guys! It has a snow woman in a bikini! It has reindeers! It has Lisa Barlow! 

How sad we’ve missed so much of what Kyle Richards acting can give us. 2021 DID THAT.

The reality is that I would 1000% choose to bone Steve Buscemi over Pete Davidson these days. You can have him Kim! 

Dark but funny, cheesy ending,I’ll probably forget about it in 5 years.

Three stories told on what felt like a rotating set. It was beautiful and I loved it.

Still can’t believe this film was produced by Randall Emmett aka Lala Kent’s “man”. It’s a weird world we live in when Scorsese is intertwined with trashy reality tv. But here we are.

I am SO traumatized and I am SO confused?