it is my goal to watch every hallmark movie ever

my grandmother: that poor little boy
me: that´s kristen stewart
my grandmother: who the hell names their son kristen stewart??

watched something that wasn’t a hallmark movie at work

@ meghan markle: you haven’t convinced anyone you were actually an actress

CAUSE YOU FRICKIN´ FRICKS CAN’T EVER BE QUENCHED, YOUR FANTASIES CAN’T EVER BE QUENCHED, CAN THEY?? YOU FRICKIN’ FRICKS

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

worse than life itself