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  Ghosted 2023

  ½ Watched 22 Apr 2023

  The only funny part of this movie was Amy Sedaris saying “England?” and it wasn’t even supposed to be funny—it’s just Amy Sedaris and she can’t help it.

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  Phone Booth 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Apr 2023

  Yay: Colin Farrell’s accent, the fact that the guy who this also did the the story for Cellular (legend), the final scene/reveal, the running time.

  Nay: the picture-in-picture effect and how they edited Kiefer’s voice talking through the pay phone.

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  Every week (give or take) a pal and I remotely watch a bad* movie together, thereby immensely improving our lives. 

  This was one of those movies. Here are the rest.

  *Bad is, of course, subjective.

Popular reviews

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  Birdemic: Shock and Terror 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Apr 2016

  A billion dollars!!! *applause forever*

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  Passengers 2016

  ½ Watched 21 Dec 2016 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I spent most of this movie shaking my head at the screen and mouthing "NO" over and over again. This movie is not just insulting but also pointless, which makes that it's insulting even more so because THERE IS NO GOD DAMN POINT FOR ANY OF IT.

  Some random thoughts:

  - How does a company that has sent out many ships to many new planets get foiled by a few meteors? How could the shields not compensate for that?
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