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Favorite films

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Kajillionaire
  • Barton Fink
  • The Birdcage

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  • I Want You Back

    ★★★

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★

  • The Fallout

    ★★★★

  • The Sorcerer's Apprentice

    ★½

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  • I Want You Back

    I Want You Back

    ★★★

    what a stroke of pure genius to build a whole film around the concept of jenny slate singing "suddenly seymour" in a children's production of LSH. i was hooting & hollering!!!!

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★

    picturing harrison ford as the married asshole that marie is hung up on for half the movie as my vitriolic tribute to queen carrie

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  • Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!

    Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!

    this movie is the reason why incels have gotten so bold. nathan lane sweetie imma get you out of here.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    jumbled thoughts from a jumbled movie

    - two minutes in and a teenage girl is getting strung up by her limbs? that's rami baby!!!!
    - now why the hell is michael stuhlbarg here
    - if I had a nickel for every time benedict cumberbatch had to pretend he was happy for the love of his life at their wedding to someone else i'd have two nickels.
    -physically makes me sick that they'll cast krasinski in a role he sucks at…