it's hard to imagine that nothing at all could be so exciting, could be this much fun.

Favorite films

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Kajillionaire
  • Barton Fink
  • The Birdcage

Recent activity

  • I Want You Back


  • When Harry Met Sally...


  • The Fallout


  • The Sorcerer's Apprentice


Recent reviews

  • I Want You Back

    I Want You Back


    what a stroke of pure genius to build a whole film around the concept of jenny slate singing "suddenly seymour" in a children's production of LSH. i was hooting & hollering!!!!

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...


    picturing harrison ford as the married asshole that marie is hung up on for half the movie as my vitriolic tribute to queen carrie

Popular reviews

  • Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!

    Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!

    this movie is the reason why incels have gotten so bold. nathan lane sweetie imma get you out of here.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    jumbled thoughts from a jumbled movie

    - two minutes in and a teenage girl is getting strung up by her limbs? that's rami baby!!!!
    - now why the hell is michael stuhlbarg here
    - if I had a nickel for every time benedict cumberbatch had to pretend he was happy for the love of his life at their wedding to someone else i'd have two nickels.
    -physically makes me sick that they'll cast krasinski in a role he sucks at…