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  • Columbus



    COLUMBUS is a quiet, beautifully observed film without a false moment. Emotionally, it positions its audience in a cinematically familiar place, but a place that has been exploited with far less honesty: the precarious transitional moment between precocious adolescence and adulthood. Despite their age difference, this transition is true for both of its leads: Casey, played by an extraordinary Haley Lu Richardson, and Jin, played by John Cho.

    The title refers to the film’s setting in Columbus, Indiana, a sleepy…

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    CALL ME BY YOUR NAME is a lot of things you might not expect from a late year “prestige” film. It’s an experiential intimate drama centered on a small story where sensory details matter as much as plot. It’s a catapult for young star Timothée Chalamet (who also shines in this year’s LADY BIRD) and a reinvigoration for Armie Hammer (who feels more at home here than he does in most of his recent attempts at mainstream leading man flicks).…

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  • Christmas Wedding Planner

    Christmas Wedding Planner


    This video content is on Netflix. This video content serves a purpose. This video content seems like it is going to be pornographic, but it isn’t. “One and one-half stars,” is my insightful review.

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol


    As Ricky Gervais said, the only way to improve one of the greatest stories ever written is to add Muppets.

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    War for the Planet of the Apes


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  • You Were Never Really Here

    You Were Never Really Here


    Lynne Ramsay + Joaquin = a good match. I feel like blowing my brains out and appreciating a beautiful day at the same time.