Shelby

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Reformed horse girl. Constantly sipping on Dumb Bitch Juice and yelling about movies. Co-host of the Blessed Picture podcast.

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Favorite films

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Cronos 1993

★★★½ Watched by Shelby 26 Jun 2022

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Criterion Challenge 2022: 27/52 - Made In Mexico
Do love that even in his debut feature wherein you have an old man going positively feral with blood lust and losing his skin every five seconds, that Guillermo's earnestness and heart manage to show through.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022

★★½ Watched by Shelby 25 Jun 2022

If this were allowed to be Evil Dead But Marvel for the entirety of its runtime, it’d be S tier Marvel; but instead we’re forced to see shit like John Krasinski delivering exposition as if he’s in a Yorgos Lanthimos picture.

The Princess Switch 2018

★★ Watched by Shelby 17 Nov 2018 2

Me: I am only interested in well-crafted, intellectually stimulating, high brow films
Also Me: Gimme da fuckn gorbage
Dirty Dancing 2017

★ Watched by Shelby 24 May 2017

I'm sure abigail breslin is a nice girl who pays her taxes on time, but she dances with the grace of a potato.