Reformed horse girl. Constantly sipping on Dumb Bitch Juice and yelling about movies. Co-host of the Blessed Picture podcast.
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Elvis 2022
Is it always good, technically speaking? No.
Does Austin Butler prove that he will be the first Zoey 101 alum to be nominated for an Oscar? Absolutely, and I will be running his campaign.
Am I convinced that Baz Luhrmann somehow invented a new form of energy wherein he used 4000 bricks of coke to power every piece of equipment on set? You could say that.
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Moulin Rouge! 2001
Confident that if you went back in time and showed this movie to a Victorian child it would genuinely kill them instantly
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The Princess Switch 2018
Me: I am only interested in well-crafted, intellectually stimulating, high brow films
Also Me: Gimme da fuckn gorbage
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Dirty Dancing 2017
I'm sure abigail breslin is a nice girl who pays her taxes on time, but she dances with the grace of a potato.
