My favorite movies are the ones I like the most.
I'll be the hero you need that bothered to watch the credits to find out the name of the "E-I-E-I-O" rock song and search for it on YouTube, only to find that someone recorded it while holding their camera up to the TV while it was playing on Showtime. Don't worry if the quality of the video and audio sucks -- the actual movie did, too.
Spoilers, though -- this does show you the cast that survived their time on Old MacDonald's Farm.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This review is being written upon completion of my fourth viewing of The Void. This is being written for a friend to try and convey why I don't particularly enjoy The Void despite it being everything that I would look for in a horror movie.
*--MASSIVE PLOT SPOILERS ABOUND, BEWARE--*
Before I start, though -- I want to address all the whiny, lazy reviews that accuse this movie of being a Carpenter knockoff or comparing to other movies because of…