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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Idk maybe I need someone to hold my hand thru this and talk it out with me. What even the fuck.

    The accident sequence and the following minutes will haunt me for life, in the very best way. The movie was beautiful. Acting on all parts was ascendant. The score was italian kiss fingers.

    The story tho? I'm mad? The finale cheapened the entire preceding movie. The story was slowly (too slowly) unfolding and revealing more and more abut Annie's…

  • Ibiza

    Ibiza

    ★★★★½

    Girls Trip by Sofia Coppola tbh.

    Honestly what a fresh fun movie about grown women having fun and not having fights and not committing murder for Comedy.
    Richard madden was very hot as a sexual disc jockey even tho in certain lighting he looked like the green goblin.
    And honestly Vanessa Bayer is a genius and the funniest. Vanessa baby I'm sorry for sleeping on you on SNL floor so long :(

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  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★★

    Next time you even think about doing something immoral, even mildly, like maybe a 3 out of ten on the immorality scale, or even like cheating on ur lover which is bad but maybe not punishable by death idk... STOP YOURSELF

    THE SAW MAN KNOWS. HE SAWS YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE. AND HE KNOWS IF YOUVE BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE AND HES CHECKING THAT LIST NOT ONE NOT TWO BUT THUREE TIMES. I DONT CARE…

  • Inferno

    Inferno

    This movie was so groundbreaking that I just HAD to leave 20 minutes in. The edgy directorial choices made by Mr. Ronald Howard excited me, stimulated me, made me feel things I have never felt before... It was simply too much for me so I had exit the theatre and request my money back.