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  • La Haine

    La Haine

    When my wife leaves me, I hope I take it exactly like "really drunk guy"

  • The Juniper Tree

    The Juniper Tree

    ★★★½

    I'm not gonna lie.... I'm trying to know what the birds know

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★½

    Miserable! It’s honestly an achievement how bad this movie is. I’m almost grateful to ol’ JJ for defining in such certain, unambiguous terms what the enemy looks like! It’s Disney’s future, we’re all just watching really, really cowardly movies in it.

    What’s hilarious is how, even beyond THOSE decisions, this thing just doesn’t operate on any level convincingly at all! TELL me what Finn’s character arc is! And Rose is GONE. Kylo Ren is a footnote to be shuffled off…

  • Lupin the Third: The Castle of Cagliostro

    Lupin the Third: The Castle of Cagliostro

    ★★★★★

    What if instead of “cultivating an interest in cinema” I just “watched this movie every night for the rest of my life” instead