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  • Whiplash
  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
  • The Prince of Egypt
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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  • The Founder

    ★★★½

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

  • Penguins of Madagascar

    ★★★½

  • Jackie Brown

    ★★★★½

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    I don’t give a damn about human characters



    I don’t give a damn about pointless boring dialogue



    I just want to see a big radioactive lizard fight a big monkey


    Edit: I got what I wanted :)

  • We Can Be Heroes

    We Can Be Heroes

    You all know this movie is awful, but imagine this alternative ending.



    Imagine if instead of ending with the parents hugging their kids, Mr electric from sharkboy and lavagirl comes in and kills everybody, then he takes over the universe.